Thursday, January 27, 2011

A New Lease...(get it?)


I've decided to start a new blog. I'm fully aware that I had ended blogging with my last post entitled, "For Ada", but lately I've felt the need to "connect" with y'all and this is simply the best way to do it. I had mentioned that I crave symmetry and that is still true. This new blog is one byproduct of a brand new phase in my life.

I have a new lease, you see.

I'm not being maudlin here. I really do have a new lease. It's for a lovely, stand-alone cottage in the Sandestin Resort, just east of the town of Destin, Florida. It's about 40 miles from my current digs on Navarre Beach. I'll be moving there at the end of February. Kate has foolishly agreed to join me in this venture.

After much deliberation, including a determined effort to think of all the reasons NOT to do this, Kate and I have decided to "combine households". What a lovely, politically correct phrase, don't you think? Think for just a moment about the odds of two people meeting, finding out they are compatible and thoroughly enjoy each other's company, AND discovering that each of them has a lease that's ending at the same time, enabling them to begin life-part three together.

Someone is definitely pulling the strings on this deal, and we all know who that is.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the area, Sandestin Resort is very much like Sea Pines in Hilton Head. There are four championship golf courses scattered along either the Bay or the Gulf. Condos, townhouses, cottages and homes form numerous neighborhoods with clever nautical names like Lloyd Bridges Lane, Crawdad Crescent, and Bivalve Boulevard. There are luxury hotels, restaurants, cute shops that sell things that most people don't need or want, art galleries, health clubs, community pools, and a beautiful beach on the Gulf. Most of the inhabitants are vacationers or second home owners from Louisiana, Alabama, or Georgia. Kate and I will be among the few full time residents. Our little two-bedroom cottage is only about 100 yards from Kate's previous residence. Our landlord, Pete from Watertown, MA, seems like a very decent, straightforward guy. I know he's pleased to have two "mature" tenants, or even one mature tenant and Joel.

Of course one of the reasons for combining households is so that each of us can save money. Here is a partial list of what I intend to do with the money I save each month: join a health club and then choose not to go; buy one article of clothing from Tommy Bahama's; download an entire album from ITunes; go to the SECOND lowest-priced gas station around; play golf with one of my "regulars" for more than a quarter a hole...and actually pay up when I lose!

And this is just a partial list.

I don't know what Kate will be doing with her savings, but it's all fun to think about.

I'm looking forward to joining a golf club near our new rental. It's called The Santa Rosa Golf and Beach Club and it appears to be a lovely, challenging course with two holes that come right down to the Gulf of Mexico. It's the kind of golf club that requires current members to look over my application and either accept or reject me. It's reminiscent of the hilarious episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" in which Larry and Cheryl are trying to gain entrance to a very exclusive WASP country club. I hope I have to go through an interview. Wait'll they get a load of me!

Of course I would never join a club that would have me as a member.

It's good to be back. Ain't life grand?

Much love,
J

10 comments:

  1. Ah Joel,
    You have the soul of a poet, or at the least a humorist. In any event I had mourned your former attempt to stop blogging. I am happy you have returned. We enjoy your 'relationship' thread. Harold and I find unimaginable coincidences and joy in our relationship and so enjoy your's and Kate's coincidences and 'karma-thingies'. It is a wonderful stage and time in our lives.
    Sorry to have missed you last summer. Hope to see you sometime soon.

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  2. I, too, missed your blog terribly and want to stay connected. Congratulations on this next stage; Kate is a lucky woman, and I so enjoyed meeting her in September. Looking forward to more laughs from the Sunshine State (after more than 50 inches of snow already!). Don't ever remember this many snow days in Hingham!
    Glad you're back!
    LOL
    Heather

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  3. Great to have you back in the 'Blogosphere' broher.

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  4. Heeeeeeeere's Joel-ie...and the curtain opens again.
    Glad you are back up. So missed your connecting with all of us.
    You really know how to make a guy jealous.
    Golf...I can't even find the darn buried mailbox!
    Your new digs sound awesome. We are happy for you and Kate.
    I'll always be hunting for the cheapest gas.
    And you know why I never bet on 'my' golf game.
    Love, your other girlfriend,
    Bill

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  5. Joel,
    How fabulous for you and Kate! Life certainly is grand! Sounds like paradise on all accounts.
    Enjoy every moment ... looking forward to hearing about your adventures.
    Linda and Les

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  6. Now I know how you became socially contaminated, you are a 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' follower. Great to hear how happy you are.

    Mark Larrabee

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  7. Congratulations to the two of you on your next steps - life is good.
    Vicki & Linc Jepson

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  8. awesome!!!! Joli, maybe you SHOULD seek the treasure, or maybe you already did and lookie what's inside!!! i'm very happy to have your bloggings again and to hear the wonderful news, and shall stare blankly into the computer screen, drooling and perhaps humming a bit out of key...waiting for your next entryyyy-hee-hee-heeeee

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  9. Dear Joel...Your last 'sign-off' left us with an empty feeling...Frank and I are so happy you have resurfaced. We are so happy for you both. Just one thing though...Kate told me she loves snow so do ya think you'll leave that warm sunshine and experience all of the snow and cold we have here??? Even just for a day or two??? Last weekend we attended an Ice Harvest...wish you two had been here...hugs, Nancy

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  10. Hi Joel and Kate,
    Glad you are blogging again and congratulations on your new "digs".
    Extremely sorry to hear about the death of your mom.
    Please keep the blogs coming from time to time.
    Keeps us all up to date. Less expensive than a letter or telephone call.
    Do you have a new address, tel. # that you can share?
    Our whole family (18 of us) may drop in for a few nights.
    Love,
    Bob and Kathleen

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